Stop losing customers.
Get Roasted.

Stop losing customers.
Get Roasted.

Reveal exactly what’s killing your conversions – and how to fix it.

Reveal exactly what’s killing your conversions – and how to fix it.

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Roast explained in 80 seconds

What’s a Roast?

What’s a Roast?

A video teardown of your main purchase flow, packed with high-impact, easy-to-implement edits to set your conversions on fire!

A video teardown of your main purchase flow, packed with high-impact, easy-to-implement edits to set your conversions on fire!

Better flows mean more revenue. Delivered in 5 days. Brutally honest. Not for the faint-hearted.

Better flows mean more revenue. Delivered in 5 days. Brutally honest. Not for the faint-hearted.

Get Roasted

Just Roasted

Just
Roasted

Watch Argos Roast

Argos

Giovanni buying a washing machine. The problem’s not load capacity – it’s cognitive load. See how messy the experience gets.

Frictions: 25 and counting
Time Spent: 9m 32s

Watch Biscuiteers Roast

Biscuiteers

Giovanni says no to his wife’s burnt biscuits and finds ‘proper’ ones instead. See if his shopping experience crumbles.

Frictions: 24 and counting
Time Spent: 7m 21s

Watch Afghanaid Roast

Afghanaid

Giovanni wants to donate to support the charitable work in Afghanistan. See if their website helps his cause or become a pause.

Frictions: 19 and counting
Time Spent: 5m 41s

Your flow’s
losing money.

We’ll prove it.

Your flow’s
losing money.

We’ll
prove it.

We tear down your flow using marketing psychology to expose what is costing you sales.
If we don’t, we’ll refund you.

We tear down your flow using marketing psychology to expose what is costing you sales.
If we don’t, we’ll refund you.

Get Roasted

Why get Roasted?

Why get Roasted?

People leave before they buy and you’ve no idea why.
You’re burning through your marketing budget but no real customer growth.
Getting good reach from Google and social activities, but where are the sales?
Your landing page looks fine but the rest of the customer flow is full of problems.
You’re making decisions on vibes, not data.
People leave before they buy and you’ve no idea why.
You’re burning through your marketing budget but no real customer growth.
Getting good reach from Google and social activities, but where are the sales?
Your landing page looks fine but the rest of the customer flow is full of problems.
You’re making decisions on vibes, not data.

Not sure where it’s going wrong but want more customers ?

Not sure where it’s going wrong but want more customers?

Get Roasted. Brutally useful.

Get Roasted

What do I get?

What do
I get?

The Roast
Video

A no-fluff teardown of your flow. Private, punchy, and packed with insight. Warning: May cause mild ego bruising.

The Roast
PDF

Annotated, brutal, and brilliant. We highlight what’s broken and why it matters, with marketing psychology baked in.

Friction
Hotspots

We show exactly where users drop, why it hurts, and how to push them through your money-making flow.

Actionable
Fixes

A set of easy and clear, quick-win solutions with real examples.

30 Day Money-Back Guarantee

If your conversions don’t improve, you get a full refund.

30 Day Money-Back Guarantee

If your conversions don’t improve, you get a full refund.

Get Roasted

Ready to
get Roasted?

Ready to
get Roasted?

Buy a roast
Tell us about your website
We kickstart the analysis and deliver your roast in 5 days
You apply the fixes to see the conversions roll in
Buy a roast
Tell us about your website
We kickstart the analysis and deliver your roast in 5 days
You apply the fixes to see the conversions roll in
Get Roasted

3 brains.
1 flow.

We’re Giovanni, Faizan and Nazia from Magic Beans.

We’re a London-based growth marketing agency using marketing psychology to convince more of your website visitors to buy from you.

Our approach is unique – we combine psychology, data and intuitive designs to deliver successful website flows.

The Psychology Brain
Understanding why users behave the way they do

The Creative Brain
Designing solutions that work with human nature

The Data Brain
Identifying where the drop-offs actually happen

Buy your Roast and discover what’s really stopping your customers from converting.

Get Roasted

3 brains.
1 flow.

We’re Giovanni, Faizan and Nazia from Magic Beans.

We’re a London-based growth marketing agency using marketing psychology to convince more of your website visitors to buy from you.

Our approach is unique – we combine psychology, data and intuitive designs to deliver successful website flows.

The Psychology Brain
Understanding why users behave the way they do

The Creative Brain
Designing solutions that work with human nature

The Data Brain
Identifying where the drop-offs actually happen

Buy your Roast and discover what’s really stopping your customers from converting.

Get Roasted

Who else
got this done?

Who else
got this
done?

222% increase in conversion from visitor to trial

★★★★★

Guillaume De Sa
Founder of Shortimize

323% increase in conversion from visitors to bookings

★★★★★

Kit Norman
Founder of Augmentive

175% increase in conversions from visitor to chats

★★★★★

Archie Norman
Founder of Mercury Labs

168%
increase in conversions from visitor to donations

★★★★★

Charity Right

247% increase in conversions from visitor to bookings

★★★★★

Alex Templeton
Founder & CEO of Qured

451% increase in conversions from visitor to donations

★★★★★

Muslim Youth Helpline

FAQs

FAQs

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Each roast is packed with mainstream solutions that you can apply to your customer flows. Get growing now.

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